Apple Turnovers Are a Portable Way to Eat Fruit
Nobody enjoys eating fruit or vegetables. It's boring, and people will make fun of you. Baking fruit into a pie is the preferred way to consume these monstrosities by Americans. There's no better variation on this idea than the apple turnover. It's like an apple pie that you can take on the go. Americans don't want to actually do work, but multi-tasking feels great. Commuting while eating is the ultimate form.
Fast Food Made Apple Turnovers Popular
You can make travel apple pies all day, but if they cost two dollars each people will never buy them. McDonald's knew this, and that's why they made the apple pies two for a dollar. It was brilliant, and America started eating vegetables again. Before this monumental moment, America forgot vegetables and fruits existed. That's why each state constructed a statue of Ronald McDonald; to commensurate the moment that Americans ate fruit again with the advent of a 50 cent apple pie.
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