Pecans Challenge the Size Quo
Everyone believes that pies need to be one size, but that isn't true. Pecans showed us the way that size is not set. There is no standard where a pie needs to be certain dimensions. Like a kind a loving woman complementing a penis, the pecan lets us know that size does not matter. It's the pie filling and crust that makes our tongue tickle with delight. Whether it's a giant pie or a tiny coffee shop creation that somehow costs more than the the regular pie ... It's all good stuff.
Pecans Sue Apples For Rights to Slogan
For years now apples have told us to "Think Different", but have they really caused us to do so? According to a lawsuit filed by Pecans, the Apples have not. Pecans claim that they are the trailblazer in the pie-filling community, when it comes to relations with humans. The high tribunal of pie-fillings will meet to discuss the matter never. They don't exist. None of this is real. You are a human in the real world, where fruits do not sue each other. Our bad if you did believe it. Actually your bad. This is a comedy site. Do some homework next time.
Happy National Pecan Pie Day Video
In this video, we are celebrating Pecan Pie Day. This comedy video will be short, sweet, and most of all silly. It will celebrate all things Pecan Pie in a totally humorous way. Enjoy!
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