National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day

Aug 4, 2020

The best cookie finally gets to shine.

The Greatest of All Time: Chocolate Chip Cookies

You can like other flavors. Oatmeal raisin, sugar cookies, and other crap ... they all have their place in time and space (just like all matter). But the key thing to recognize is that chocolate chip cookies rule. That's pretty much all we have to say, plus we didn't need to say it. The humans of Earth love CCC. It's a fact. You could tell someone they'll die if they have 3/4 of a chocolate chip cookie, and that person will minimum eat half of the cookie.

Santa Loves Chocolate Chip Cookies

If you don't leave Santa chocolate chip cookies on Christmas Eve, then it's a miracle you even get presents Christmas morning. It's the secret sauce to grease his sleigh's hooves. Santa nimbles, but the reindeer love CCC. And happy reindeer means happy Santa. If you really want to make Santa happy, leave him a hot smokin' piece of booty. If he comes down the chimney and sees a smokin' babe, then you will be getting some sweet presents that year.

Happy National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day Video

In this video, we are celebrating Chocolate Chip Cookie Day. This comedy video will be short, sweet, and most of all silly. It will celebrate all things Chocolate Chip Cookie in a totally humorous way. Enjoy!

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Infographics Coming Soon

Infographics can be very informative, and also hilarious. We plan to release new ones every day for a year, but just not yet. Learn why and how you can make sure to get them when they come out.

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