National Oyster Day

Aug 5, 2020

It's going down ... as we go down?

Oysters and Vaginas: What's the Difference?

Actually plenty. Oysters are a mysterious sea creature known for being slippery, alien, and elegant. Hmmm. When you put it like that, sounds exactly like a vagina. We totally get the comparison now. Grant it, vaginas are sex organs and oysters are a living thing. So we get that they are not interchangable. Oysters don't just randomly bleed every 4 weeks. That said, there are some impressive similarities.

Trade Complaining For Gratitude

So many haters out here complaining about oysters tasting like vaginas. If you don't like it, then don't eat it. No reason to shame or get after people for getting after it. If it's a special night, someone can eat oysters, vagina, or both. Heck, it doesn't even have to be a special night. Could just be literally any time it's available. You really going to pass up nibbling on some vadge or sea creatures? Exactly. You can't say no, so just give in.

Happy National Oyster Day Video

In this video, we are celebrating Oyster Day. This comedy video will be short, sweet, and most of all silly. It will celebrate all things Oyster in a totally humorous way. Enjoy!

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