The Rise and Fall of Root Beer Floats
The year is nineteen fifty-three, and RBF is topping the drink charts. Nothing can dethrone it. The girls and the boys all crowd the shop pop shop for a chance to taste some root beer floats. Then it happens: people don't care about it anymore. They start drinking alcohol, plus candy catches up in a big way. RBF never recovered. Nowadays root beer floats sells real estate, and mentors up and coming drinks on their career.
The Cheek Effect
Real talk, again we couldn't find any stock video for today's holiday. It's annoying, but considering the library we do use, some of the stuff they have is pretty impressive. So today we decided to spice things up with some hot bodies. The stars of the show are probably the two woman floating in a pool. Their booties are on fleek, and that is the cheek effect: when the booty is so nice, people will give you anything just to look. Does this have anything to do with today's holiday? No. Is it still true? Yes ... but does that even matter? You're currently reading the last sentence of a comedy article.
Happy National Root Beer Float Day Video
In this video, we are celebrating Root Beer Float Day. This comedy video will be short, sweet, and most of all silly. It will celebrate all things Root Beer Float in a totally humorous way. Enjoy!
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Infographics Coming Soon
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