National Burger Day

Aug 27, 2020

Get ground flesh and die trying.

Burgers Are Not Healthy, But Whatever

The average American eats 3 hamburgers a week. America is number one in unhealthy lifestyles. The citizens of the United States love squandering their riches on things that kill them faster. Burgers are fine in moderation, but that's not a concept in America. We go hard in the paint, and eat burgers all the time throughout the week. Yes it's killing us and making life painful, but have you had an egg on a burger? It's worth it.

Maintaining The Habit

Americans of all shapes and sizes do what they must in order to maintain their insane burger habit. Geezers pop pills nonstop, that way they don't have to change their diet. It's all about managing the pain in between bites of that mushroom jalapeno burger. Kids will do anything to get their parents to fork over some burgers, including homework and grand theft. Don't even get us started on teens and other adults. Mostly because we don't have good answers, but trust that the desire is there.

Happy National Burger Day Video

In this video, we are celebrating Burger Day. This comedy video will be short, sweet, and most of all silly. It will celebrate all things Burger in a totally humorous way. Enjoy!

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