Cups Are Out, Cones Are In
If you take your ice cream in a cup, you need to evaluate your life. Think about how you approach the world. Are you a little scared piggy? Sounds like it if you can't handle a cone. Only kids need cups for their ice cream. But you are an adult human, so you can cone it up for sure. It's time to live life closer to the edge. Experiences the tastes you deserve. And those flavors include a sugar cone to complement your cold sugar dessert (i.e. ice cream).
Cones Are Sexy
Cups allow the user to consume the ice cream with a spoon. Cones encourage licking, and that's some hot stuff. Probably why ice cream melts so fast on a cone; it feels the sexual tension in the air. That's actually the root cause of humidity: sexual tension. Many people though it was geography on why the Bible belt in the US is super humid. Turns out it's just because people are have to hold in their nuts until marriage.
Happy National Ice Cream Cone Day Video
In this video, we are celebrating Ice Cream Cone Day. This comedy video will be short, sweet, and most of all silly. It will celebrate all things Ice Cream Cone in a totally humorous way. Enjoy!
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