The Food Holiday Creator Has Gone Too Far
It's one thing to pump us all year with sugar-based holidays, but it's another to tell us to get on the scales. Does this man really think he can expect us to put on enough weight between November and December? We know the Food Holiday Creator likes fat people, but his demands really can not be met. And the exercise of making us get on the scales today is just too far. Step on a scale if you must, but just be warned that the FHC is only impressed if the device crumbles beneath your feet. If you fail the test, then it's another year of celebrating sugar.
RIP To The Fallen Holidays
There's only two days left in food holidays for the year after today. There are a bunch of food items and dishes that never got a shout out (even in a leap year). Pretty sad to think about when you consider how many times chocolate was mentioned, or worse, today's holiday. Pour out a bit for your homies in the food game. Whether it's a pasta that wasn't shouted out or a fruit the FHC doesn't recognize, that item deserves some love. The best way to show your love is wasting resources, like pouring out poison you bought to make your feelings go away.
Happy National Get on the Scales Day Video
In this video, we are celebrating Get on the Scales Day. This comedy video will be short, sweet, and most of all silly. It will celebrate all things Get on the Scales in a totally humorous way. Enjoy!
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Infographics Coming Soon
Infographics can be very informative, and also hilarious. We plan to release new ones every day for a year, but just not yet. Learn why and how you can make sure to get them when they come out.
Categories: Food Holidays