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National Ranch Dressing Day
Mar 10, 2020
Vegetables are so gross. It's incredible that doctors want you to eat them; it's like doctors don't even care about you. Lucky for us there's ranch dressing. Dunk vegetables in ranch, and you'll be able to keep those greens down.
National “Eat Your Noodles” Day
Mar 11, 2020
Noodles are a great food; no one is debating that. What's up for debate is how often to eat them. The jury is out, but we are here to settle this issue. The solution is simple: eat your noodles now and immediately.
National Chicken Noodle Soup Day
Mar 13, 2020
This is the sluttiest soup of all time. If soups could use dating apps, chicken noodle would swipe right on everything. This soup got a book for everybody, and we know what CNS is really about. They trying to bed you.
National Potato Chip Day
Mar 14, 2020
It's peak potato, and also peak peak (suck it, Mount Everest). Nothing in life comes close to the glory of a potato chip crunch. You can keep all things that are good. As long as you give a man potato chips, he'll survive.
National Peanut Lovers’ Day
Mar 15, 2020
Do you freak? If you are sexually activated, how deep do you go into the pool of freakiness? A true peanut lover is all about the bedroom fun time. So much so they are willing to mix in a bit of tickle to their adult play.
