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National Artichoke Heart Day

Mar 16, 2020

Artichoke hearts are flowers, except they aren't fully formed. If you enjoy eating artichoke hearts, you like eating plant fetuses. It's okay though. Just go Temple of Doom on the artichoke and rip the heart straight out of the chest.


National Irish Food Day

Mar 17, 2020

Grab a potato and chug a beer, we're here to bastardize an entire culture's culinary contributions to stereotypes. Well "we" are not here to do that, but the people in the world do love doing it. This is about those basic persons.


National Sloppy Joe Day

Mar 18, 2020

If you like this sandwich, you better be doing something for gender equality to balance the scales. The sloppy joe is known for great flavor, but notorious for building the patriarchy. It's time to tear it down and use new names.


National Oatmeal Cookie Day

Mar 19, 2020

Most people think that chocolate chip cookies are the best, but a lot of people have had poor education. Oatmeal cookies are the truth. The chewy texture combined with the healthy ingredients of a cookie, makes oatmeal cookies amazing.


National Ravioli Day

Mar 20, 2020

Spaghetti and meatballs. Tortellini and divorces. Ravioli and pimples. Theses are the word associations every correct person makes when they think of Italian cuisine. And we're here to celebrate the teenager of the bunch: raviolis.


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