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National Tortilla Chip Day
Feb 24, 2020
It takes living on the streets and experiencing trauma for a soft tortilla to become hard, and that's what's necessary to earn the distinction of "chip". Most tortillas experience burn damage trauma to make this rank, but there's more.
National Chocolate-Covered Peanuts
Feb 25, 2020
Artie Gunkhouser, the inventor of chocolate-covered peanuts, was finally arrested for his horrid invention. Chocolate-covered peanuts have plagued humanity for far too long. Learn how he was finally caught, and why CCPs are bad.
National Pistachio Day
Feb 26, 2020
In China the pistachio is considered the happy nut, because it looks like it's always smiling. You can't see the smile the time, for example, when pistachios wear masks to stop the spread of germs. This happens during each pandemic.
National Strawberry Day
Feb 27, 2020
There's nothing worse than realizing every time you eat a strawberry you are consuming an ovary. That's what strawberries don't want you to find out, but lucky for you, we cracked the case. Learn the true identity of strawberries.
National Chocolate Soufflé Day
Feb 28, 2020
Do straight, white men make you angry on social media? Channel that rage into making chocolate soufflés. One of the key ingredients is eggs. One of the most important steps is separating out the whites, and beating them.
