National Chocolate Soufflé Day

Feb 28, 2020

There's no need to channel your energy into internet rage when you can make chocolate soufflés instead.

Chocolate Soufflés Are Perfect For Internet Haters

One of the key ingredients is eggs. One of the most important steps in making a chocolate soufflé is separating out the whites, and beating them. If you're raging out on the internet, you probably hate white people. If anything you are white, and definitely hate yourself. Take out that anger in a positive way by completing one of the most important steps in making a chocolate soufflé. You still need to do the rest of the steps, which require precision and patience - two things you lack, dearly. The good news is that it doesn't matter. The goal isn't actually eating a chocolate soufflé. It's taking one step and then quitting, because at least that one step got you off the internet.

Avoid Hate, Eat Great

The next level would be actually learning how to cook. That way you can make your chocolate soufflé to completion. Good news: working in the culinary world is littered with drug addicts and rage-aholics. You will fit in perfectly. Again, chocolate soufflé provide you with a path away from raging out on the internet. They don't solve your problem with anger, but they do keep you contained. Like working in a kitchen, you can only traumatize your coworkers. On the internet, your post lives forever (because even if you delete it, so dongle will screenshot it). The amount of hurt it can cause is endless. When you're sitting in your rage, the endless hurt part is quite attractive. We get it. The key is to beat the crap out of some eggs and make some dessert. It's sugar's way of giving you a lemonade out of lemons situation.

Happy National Chocolate Soufflé Day Video

In this video, we are celebrating Chocolate Soufflé Day. This comedy video will be short, sweet, and most of all silly. It will celebrate all things Chocolate Soufflé in a totally humorous way. Enjoy!

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