Celebrate Nachos Day
Nov 06Tortilla chips are incredible. The crunch. The corn. It's one of the greatest snacks of all time. Turns out, if you put a bunch of ingredients on top of tortilla chips you get something even better. Nachos. They rule the realm.
Celebrate Doughnut Day
Nov 05Who cares that the nearest birthday is weeks from now. You're alive and breathing, so you deserve a doughnut. You need sugar, so why not go with the classic breakfast item. It's sweet, glazed, creamed, and so much more.
Celebrate Candy Day
Nov 04We'll take you to the candy shop. We'll let you lick the lollipop, but only if you're of age and interested. Not everyone remembers to comment on those important factors when lollipop licking is in play. Also the vehicle is critical.
Celebrate Sandwich Day
Nov 03It's arguably the greatest food of all time, yet people pretend like it's not fully GOAT'ed. These fools need to own up, and kids need to be hooked on sandwiches sooner. That's why Fast Food is so important to society.
Celebrate Deviled Egg Day
Nov 02You can eat eggs the way of the Lord, or you can live dangerously. Eat the birthing pod of chickens the way the Devil intended. Take that juice and whip it into fluffy goodness. Add some spices, stare at a chicken, and bite.