Celebrate Bison Day
Nov 01
This beast is mega massive. Like legit 2000 pounds, which is a lot of people. Like imagine if a small town from the old west all become one being. That's the size of a bison. Good thing humans started eating them, but how?
Celebrate Caramel Apple Day
Oct 31
Apples are a fine fruit on their own, but this is America, so we need to kick it up a notch. Bare skin, yuck. Slap some caramel on there so this perfectly fine fruit is now edible. Kids love the stuff, and now eat apples. Hurray.
Celebrate Candy Corn Day
Oct 30
By doing anything but eating candy corn, you will be winning today. It's a wax mold that somehow people considered a win for Halloween. Yuck-a-roonies, dude. How did this rise to the top as the Halloween candy anyway?
Celebrate Oatmeal Day
Oct 29
The basic move is to bust out the old fashioned bowl of cereal in the morning. But your days can start with so much more crunchiness, and coolness, and hipsterness. That's right, we're talking oatmeal. The stuff Quakers love.
Celebrate Chocolate Day
Oct 28
Chocolate makes countless things better. Think about all the things you can cover in chocolate. Cakes, nuts, and yourself are all things that vastly improve once covered in chocolate. You might just have baes all over you for that.
