"Facts" About Cashews
These nuts got their start in Brazil, were they were born and raised. Their next stop in life is America, because the US of A consumes 90% of all cashews. Makes sense since cashews cure depression; just two handfuls of cashews are the same as Prozac. You didn't know that? Sucks to suck. Yeah instead of buying Xanax illegally, you could have just been snorting nuts the whole time. Kinda weird you don't need a doctor's note to buy cashews. It's almost like everything we just said is false. Huh. I guess that makes sense. We got these deets from memes on the internet, and we are a comedy website.
The Internet: Land Of Misbelief
There's no better place, IRL or digital, than a Google search to find whatever you want. The nice thing about Google is that they're not annoying hall monitors about the truth. You search something, and they give it to you. Is it a cult? Is it a crack pot theory? That doesn't matter. It's what you were searching for, so Google gave it to you. Can't say Google is withholding, which is a good trait. Isn't the world so grand when everyone can just find what they want?
Happy National Cashew Day Video
In this video, we are celebrating Cashew Day. This comedy video will be short, sweet, and most of all silly. It will celebrate all things Cashew in a totally humorous way. Enjoy!
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Infographics Coming Soon
Infographics can be very informative, and also hilarious. We plan to release new ones every day for a year, but just not yet. Learn why and how you can make sure to get them when they come out.
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