National Almond Buttercrunch Day

Jun 29, 2020

Too many bees and misspellingz.

Almond Buttercrunch Tastes Nice, But Supposed To Be Three Words

The food writer that crafted today's food holiday, and all the food holidays, didn't really look into whether or not buttercrunch is one or two words. Our WYSIWYG keeps underlying it in red, so we can only imagine that it's wrong. Did we do the research? Hell no. Computers are supposed to be smart, so we'll just blindly trust machines. We also want to take a moment and recognize that mistakes like these are not a big deal. The creator is under a ton of pressure. Eating and writing about it takes a lot of effort. Most people can't write or eat, so the sheer talent of the creator is unfathomable.

There Are Too Many Bees

In California, there are over 55,000 acres of almond trees. That would have been the heading for this section, but there's something more alarming: it takes 1.2 million bees to pollinate all of those trees. That's too many bees. How are people not talking about this? Some towns don't even have that many humans. We should all stop eating almonds, that way we don't need so many bees. But wait, what happens when the bees are out of work? They start roaming the streets. Can't have that either. Okay, let's keep eating almonds.

Happy National Almond Buttercrunch Day Video

In this video, we are celebrating Almond Buttercrunch Day. This comedy video will be short, sweet, and most of all silly. It will celebrate all things Almond Buttercrunch in a totally humorous way. Enjoy!

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