Celebrate Potato Day
Oct 27
One of the greatest memes from Vine now has it's day in the sun: it's Potato Day. What an overall solid vegetable. It blessed us with French Fries and a sense of identify for Irish people. Just truly incredible.
Celebrate Pumpkin Day
Oct 26
The spookiest vegetable finally has its day in the sun. We are all about pumpkins today. Forget the pies. We don't care about the cheesecakes. Just the vegetable. The big fat beast that white couples go picking on a date.
Celebrate Greasy Foods Day
Oct 25
Everyone loves a nice greaseball of a meal. It's just too greedy tasting. No one can save no to a delicious slop troth style burger. Especially if it comes with fries that break down a paper bag with heavy grease.
Celebrate Bologna Day
Oct 24
It's a super weird meat, with curious origins similar to the hot dog. Many kids eat it, but few look forward to it. The opposite is true with the Bologna region of Italy. Many look forward to it, and no one has eaten the region up.
Celebrate Boston Cream Pie Day
Oct 23
Today is an important moment for Bostonians. It's the day that they pork the way White Jesus intended: to make more Christians. It's Boston Cream Pie Day, and it's time to procreate (or just enjoy a cake, that's fine too).
