National “Eat Your Noodles” Day
Mar 11, 2020
Noodles are a great food; no one is debating that. What's up for debate is how often to eat them. The jury is out, but we are here to settle this issue. The solution is simple: eat your noodles now and immediately.
National Ranch Dressing Day
Mar 10, 2020
Vegetables are so gross. It's incredible that doctors want you to eat them; it's like doctors don't even care about you. Lucky for us there's ranch dressing. Dunk vegetables in ranch, and you'll be able to keep those greens down.
Best Canned Food
Mar 10, 2020
Tomatoes, pineapples, soups, and sandwiches. What do they all have in common? You can purchase them in cans. Which one do you go with? Chicken and Stars Soup or a Honey BBQ Chicken Sandwich in a can? We discuss on this episode.
National Meatball Day
Mar 9, 2020
Everyone knows that meatballs taste great. What's overlooked is the fact that meatballs suck at being balls. You can't bounce them. You can't play baseball with them. Why are meatballs even balls? We find out why.
National Peanut Cluster Day
Mar 8, 2020
When peanuts cluster together like an asteroid forming, there are two outcomes: a great candy or a gnarly poop. There is no in between, but at least both outcomes remind you of Babe Ruth. You end up with the candy or the turd.
