National Cereal Day
Mar 7, 2020
We crush cereal on the daily, but we don't pour a bowl for the milk producers. Cows, goats, and nuts go overlooked every morning. These creatures and fruits (yes, nuts are fruits) make their own milk, so let's get them so cereal.
National Oreo Day
Mar 6, 2020
One of the greatest cookies of all time is in a lot of trouble: people don't respect the regular level of filling. Double stuffed is a new normal, and Oreo needs get with it. If Oreo doesn't double in size all the time, war will ensue.
National Cheese Doodle Day
Mar 5, 2020
The secrets of the universe are revealed to us in code. One of the key components to deciphering that code is cheese doodles. They are a gift from the heavens. Puffed air that tastes like cheese ... we are not worthy.
National Poundcake Day
Mar 4, 2020
Hammer it home with this classic dessert. You don't want to lock your dogs in cages, and you don't want to turn your hard earned dollars into British funny money. Leave all those pounds aside, because we are about the best: pound cake.
National Cold Cuts Day
Mar 3, 2020
Animals are super tasty. They are even better thin sliced, and packed with mystery. One of the cool things about cold cuts is that it's pretty ambiguous how the meat makes the perfect shape. Also why does it feel like slime paper?
