National Cold Cuts Day
Mar 3, 2020
Animals are super tasty. They are even better thin sliced, and packed with mystery. One of the cool things about cold cuts is that it's pretty ambiguous how the meat makes the perfect shape. Also why does it feel like slime paper?
National Banana Cream Pie Day
Mar 2, 2020
It's time to nut up or shut up when it comes to how sexy you like your desserts. There's nothing more charged with sexual energy than this pie. It's got bananas. It's got cream. Boom. It's probably the only dessert named after porn.
National Peanut Butter Lover’s Day
Mar 1, 2020
There so many creatures that love peanut butter. Like, for real, they would use PB to lubricate reproductive activities. Dogs go wild for this stuff. Even humans with rock solid abs can't get enough. PB is what's up.
National Frog Legs Day
Feb 29, 2020
This is one of the tastiest fried treats on the planet, and the reason it's so delicious has to do with personality. Frogs are cute. Cute animals are delicious. Frogs are delicious. The math is just that simple.
National Chocolate Soufflé Day
Feb 28, 2020
Do straight, white men make you angry on social media? Channel that rage into making chocolate soufflés. One of the key ingredients is eggs. One of the most important steps is separating out the whites, and beating them.
