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National Repeal of Prohibition Day
Dec 5, 2020
Do you like to booze? Are you happy that you can freely get turnt up and possibly hurt yourself or others? Well get more hype than you normally would, because today marks the day that it's legal to drink this poison again.
National Cook for Christmas Day
Dec 6, 2020
Supposedly it's time to bake cookies? Seems wack you need to feed your office mates with sweet treats. One can only hope that baking cookies is the intention behind this holiday. Cooking now for Christmas dinner would be wild.
National Cotton Candy Day
Dec 7, 2020
It's filled with sugar and air. Could you ask for a better food? Cotton candy literally provides you with the two things you need to stay alive: oxygen and sugar. But don't touch it with your bare hands. That's very gross.
National Brownie Day
Dec 8, 2020
Brownies are a fantastic treat. Warm, chewy, sugary, chocolatey, and other "e" sounding adjectives. It's quite the taste experience. Then you got the minor leagues of girl scouts trying to coop the brand. We don't like it.
National Pastry Day
Dec 9, 2020
You love to eat pastries. If you don't love to eat pastries, we might have to put you in front of a congressional hearing. Not liking pastries sounds like something a communist would do. LOL JK. Naw, everybody loves pastries.
