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National Pigs-in-a-Blanket Day
Apr 24, 2020
If you eat meat, you better be eating pigs. They are so tasty. If you think they are dirty, or your God is a hater on the swine, then we get it. But what if you wrapped these pigs in holy blankets? Could that make them good to eat?
National Zucchini Bread Day
Apr 25, 2020
Zucchini is probably the best vegetable for exploring yourself. Fits great in lady bits, and can even do some spelunking down the brown cavern. How do you prevent this from happening in your household? Easy, you bake zucchini bread.
National Pretzel Day
Apr 26, 2020
Whether it's soft or hard, this baked good is party time for priests. Pretzels were originally created by a monk from studying the shape of a praying child. Weird and gross, right? The bright side is that pretzels are delicious.
National Prime Rib Day
Apr 27, 2020
This cut of beef is from the shoulder area. Real talk: that's a weird place for tasty meat to reside. But hey, if that's where a cow wants to keep their good flesh, then so be it. How did we discover prime rib. Outback Steakhouse.
National Blueberry Pie Day
Apr 28, 2020
Would you like to taste the magic of a unicorn? There's a magical fruit called a blueberry. And we'll do you one even better. What if we told you this unicorn berry could be in a pie, and make aging rats stronger? It's a win-win.
