Fact: Oatmeal Cookies Are The Best Cookies
Most of America thinks chocolate chip cookies are the best, but that's because they are sheep to Big Chocolate. They can't break away from the hypnotic power that chocolate possesses over them. Sure a hit of chocolate keeps you going, but is it really the best thing out there? The answer is no. Oatmeal cookies are naturally chewy because of the cereal base. Chocolate chip cookies need to rely on wack cookie basics that don't involve oatmeal. It's very difficult to make a fantastic chocolate chip cookie; most are middle of the road to terrible. Chocolate chip cookies are like the chain restaurants of the cookie game: it's guaranteed mediocrity. Oatmeal cookies are the independent, locally-grown, neighborhood hot-spot that the locals love. Become a local to the cookie game, and get in on the best one out there.
Fact: Chocolate Wins At Everything
Even if you don't think oatmeal cookies are better than chocolate cookies, you have to concede the fact that chocolate wins too much. It's dominating the food landscape like Standard Oil. Something needs to be done to break up it's stranglehold on cuisine, and oatmeal cookies are a step in the right direction. They offer a healthy alternative to chocolate, because it's cereal and a cookie (two healthy items combined!). Next up with be convincing people that fruits are acceptable desserts instead of a quadruple chocolate layer cake with chocolate icing and chocolate sauce and chocolate spoon served by a chocolate mannequin.
Happy National Oatmeal Cookie Day Video
In this video, we are celebrating Oatmeal Cookie Day. This comedy video will be short, sweet, and most of all silly. It will celebrate all things Oatmeal Cookie in a totally humorous way. Enjoy!
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