Cranberries Look Like Everything
If everything tastes like chicken, then a cranberry can look like anything. For serious, we really can't pin down their exact shape and size. I guess we could have referred to the featured image for this blog post, but that would be too easy. Also we picked it out and don't know what cranberries look like, so no sure that's trustworthy. At the end of the day, if we had to pick a cranberry out of a line up we couldn't do it. We would probably end up accusing an unfortunate raspberry of murder or something.
Give It a Google
If you care to learn the real answer to the shape and size and color of a cranberry, then Google it. This is not your destination for facts. We got you on funny (hopefully), but actual facts - okay, LULW. Does anyone have any questions? If you do, that sucks, because this isn't a public forum with a live Q&A. It's you reading this very sentence, probably in your head. If you're reading to an audience, tell them we said, "hi". If you're still processing these characters in your noggin, thank you! Your patronage to what we do really does mean a lot to us. Thank you.
Happy National Cranberry Day Video
In this video, we are celebrating Cranberry Day. This comedy video will be short, sweet, and most of all silly. It will celebrate all things Cranberry in a totally humorous way. Enjoy!
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Infographics Coming Soon
Infographics can be very informative, and also hilarious. We plan to release new ones every day for a year, but just not yet. Learn why and how you can make sure to get them when they come out.
Categories: Food Holidays