Celebrate Granola Bar Day
Jan 21
Granola on-the-go is the best pick-me-up, especially when you're in a place where you use too many hyphenated phrases. That's the place of your bae smashed someone else's booty. It's wack, but granola will save you.
Celebrate Cheese Lover’s Day
Jan 20
True fans of this amazing food are due some thanks. These people demonstrate incredible self-control to let milk mature into cheese. Passing on fresh whole milk or almond milk is a true discipline, and these folks deserve our praise.
Celebrate Popcorn Day
Jan 19
You get popcorn at the movies so you can retain your sanity. Sitting in a dark place with strangers watching fantastical things on a giant screen; that's simply too much for the human brain to handle. You need popped corn to save you.
Celebrate Gourmet Coffee Day
Jan 18
Gas station coffee and doughnut chain coffee is like drinking day old diarrhea. It's gnarly. Some people don't care, like heroin addicts that share needles. Today we honor the people that spend a little bit more for high quality drugs.
Celebrate Hot Buttered Rum Day
Jan 17
This cocktail combines three of the most magnificent things known to mankind: rum, butter, and hotness. Whenever a powerful trio of ingredients come together, you create a really sick cocktail (or a recipe for the PowderPuff Girls).
