Celebrate InterHot and Spicy Food Day
Jan 16
Around the world people try to handle the awesome power of hot and spicy food; however, a lot of people fail miserably. They need to have a glass of milk or vomit immediately. They are weak. You are not. You can handle all the spice.
Celebrate Fresh Squeezed Juice Day
Jan 15
Juice is always worth the squeeze. It makes the mighty mightier, and the murderous even better at murdering. Juice comes in a variety of flavors, so there is a good choice for every deviant on the planet. Grab yours today!
Celebrate Hot Pastrami Sandwich Day
Jan 14
The hotness is when something is smooth and dope. It's also when a meat is so fine when it's thin sliced that you don't care about temperature. Well it's best when it's a hot pastrami, but let's face it pastrami is always poppin' off.
Celebrate Gluten-Free Day
Jan 13
This substance has been plaguing human beings for centuries. This gang of protein shakes you down harder than a kale smoothie. You need a break from these racketeers, and that's what today is all about. Get Gluten out of our America!
Celebrate Glazed Doughnut Day
Jan 12
This sweet treat is something that will literally make you go mad. If you eat it, you will be hit with a sugar high. Once you come down from that high, everything appears to be a glazed doughnut. That's because you need that fix.
