National Granola Bar Day

Jan 21, 2020

The classic story of him cheating, you leaving, and a balanced breakfast on-the-go to the rescue.

Granola Prospectors Give Back

The granola industry made billions convincing people to eat this crap over good old-fashioned cereal. But much like the Japanese car manufacturers swooping in, classic cereal had rested on its laurels too long. Lucky for us, the granola prospectors that cashed in big had an even bigger heart. They spent tireless hours figuring out how to turn their profitable creation into a portable snack. When they cracked the code, they new it would comfort countless Americans on trains around the country. Sitting there fighting tears on the way to work, unable to think of anything else but those texts and emails their cheating partner sent. But during this time they take a few bites of a granola bar, and everything was right again.

Granola Saves Lives

The Institute for Probably True Facts (IFPTF as people like to call them) discovered that countless murder suicides were prevented by granola bars. Their tastiness helped many people who left a cheating partner continue to press on. It helped them settle back into their meaningless existence working a day job without their cheating boyfriend/girlfriend. Without the luxury of granola on-the-go, these people would have become unhinged. The IFPTF reports the percentage of people who were cheated on disfiguring genitals would be 132%, had it not been for granola bars.

Happy National Granola Bar Day Video

In this video, we are celebrating Granola Bar Day. This comedy video will be short, sweet, and most of all silly. It will celebrate all things Granola Bar in a totally humorous way. Enjoy!

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