National Caramel Apple Day

Oct 31, 2020

Eat fruit. Kill Teeth. Win-Win.

Kids Won't Eat Fruit Without Encouragement

The youths of today just can't be bothered with basic fruit. Apples are great, but they ain't great enough. With all the candy and digital tablets floating around, no kid got time for a basic apple. If you see a kid eating and enjoying a regular old apple, that kid is so sus. Call your local authorities. Better yet, call your local parish. You'll need a priest to handle the demon beast inside that child.

Caramel Makes Fruit Tolerable While Killing Enamel

Enter caramel: the miracle ingredient that helps make kids eat fruits. Apples are boring. Caramel apples are hype. It's just that simple. Plus the tough skin of an apple coupled with dry caramel is a sure fire way to rip baby teeth out of a jaw. So not only is the kid getting sugar high, they're going to get rich with all these teeth for the Tooth Fairy. Honestly, it's a bit surprising that more kids don't harass their parents more for this meal.

Happy National Caramel Apple Day Video

In this video, we are celebrating Caramel Apple Day. This comedy video will be short, sweet, and most of all silly. It will celebrate all things Caramel Apple in a totally humorous way. Enjoy!

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