National Lemon Cupcake Day
Dec 15, 2020
Light, playful, delicious, and all round good people. That's how we would describe the irresistible lemon cupcake. It's no surprise that lemon cupcakes always wear a good helping of icing. Everyone trying to pipe on them.
National Biscuits and Gravy Day
Dec 14, 2020
Keep your cookies, you wankers, because we want that American biscuits and gravy. No way you can dunk some chocolate chip into this white chunky goo. That's reserved for high, quality muffins only. Southerners know what's up.
National Popcorn String Day
Dec 13, 2020
Most people enjoy popcorn, but it does come with its faults. Sometimes we eat it alone in the dark all sad. Other times we spill it all over ourselves at the movie theater. If only there was a way to contain this beast. Eureka!
National Cocoa Day
Dec 12, 2020
We've done a lot to celebrate chocolate. So many days are dedicated to variations on chocolate, or desserts that have chocolate. It's time we shouted out the mom, aka Theobroma cacao, aka the cocoa bean. It's pretty cool.
National Have a Bagel Day
Dec 11, 2020
Celebrating the existence of bagels isn't good enough today. You need to actually cherish the act of consuming a bagel. This will come easy to you, if you came from a good family. Bad parents don't teach proper bagel values.
