National Sardines Day
Nov 24, 2020
You know that stinky fish that comes in a tin can? People put it in pizza and also in their mouth. I know, both actions are weird. Well, today it's their birthday ... or something like that. What should we do to celebrate?
National Espresso Day
Nov 23, 2020
Get hype. Get hyper. Get cracked out of your skull. It's espresso time, which means you are about to hit the daily grind. You can't go on with this brutal routine without the power of espresso. It carries you through.
National Cashew Day
Nov 22, 2020
Nut up or shut up, because it's time to cure depression ... lol, no. That's not going to happen, but people do believe that is the case if you eat cashews. Pretty wild, but hey, truth is not objective anymore. You do you.
National Cranberry Day
Nov 21, 2020
We all know and love cranberries so much. We definitely know them intimately, and could spot them a mile a way. Please don't ask us to do that, because pointing at something in public is rude. But believe we can do it, on God.
National Peanut Butter Fudge Day
Nov 20, 2020
Peanut Butter is the best butter. Squeeze that nut, and you're good to go. Now is there a way to make it better? Yes. You put that PogChamp butter into fudge. That's "good game" to your enemies, and you'll be ascending to greatness.
