National Box of Chocolates Day
Dec 28, 2020
Don't even start with that Forest Gump bull hickey. We know the quote. You don't have to say it. If you love the movie, then have at it. Watch it and Pog out about all the historical references. Whoa! This is so cool.
National Fruitcake Day
Dec 27, 2020
Don't tell Pee Wee Herman, but some people actually like this food. As someone who's watched his holiday special countless times, I can't bring myself to eat it. But a couple days after Christmas does feel like the right time to try.
National Candy Cane Day
Dec 26, 2020
It's a classic holiday time treat, but it's also one of the most deadly sugar items on the planet. With the right tongue work and sucking, you can craft a candy cane into a legitimate shank. Hope you've been nice, otherwise monkaS.
National "Kiss the Cook" Day
Dec 25, 2020
It's very easy to celebrate this holiday. You find a cook, and then you kiss them. POGGERS. There is one catch: you need permission to land a smooch on that chef. You also need access to a cook. Plus it's Christmas. Okay it's hard.
National Egg Nog Day
Dec 24, 2020
It's the adult beverage of December. People with no regard for their body love to chug this alcoholic, dairy-based concoction. Cow byproducts and booze aren't known for their harmony, but people still make it happen.
