National Lobster Day
Jun 15, 2020
One of the most treasured sea creatures, lobsters are a meal cherished by many humans. Fun fact: lobsters don't need to die in order for you to enjoy them. They can regenerate, so just rip off their claw next time.
National Strawberry Shortcake Day
Jun 14, 2020
Keep the tall boys out of here. If you a rude boy, you should chat with Rihanna. Now if you aren't tall enough to get on most rides, and you're covered in ovaries, then we want you. Strawberry shortcakes are what's up.
National Cupcake Lover’s Day
Jun 13, 2020
Who cares about cupcakes, today is all about the people that love them. The folks that want to freak with cupcakes. That's what today is all about. Also, kids, feet are not really involved in sex. Also buy your toys locally.
International Falafel Day
Jun 12, 2020
Chickpeas dominating the game. Falafel, hummus, other vegan options. Also the fact that falafel can be served with hummus is pretty wild. That's some serious chickpea on chickpea action. Sounds like a porno category.
National German Chocolate Cake Day
Jun 11, 2020
We all know chocolate cake is delicious, and lucky for us the Germans made a really good version of it. Back in the day, people got distracted with superstitions related to cake. The Germans dodged that bullet by focusing on taste.
