National Biscuit Day
May 29, 2020
As if celebrating buttermilk biscuits 15 days ago wasn't enough, we're apparently back with a lesser sequel no one wants. Thanks be to the food holiday gods for creating such a wack calendar. It makes literally no sense.
National Brisket Day
May 28, 2020
People love a rock hard chest. There' nothing better more tasty, in the bedroom or on your plate. This holiday is all about celebrating the flavors of pec muscles. Whether you eat a human or cow, chests are best.
National Grape Popsicle Day
May 27, 2020
It's time to crack open the freezer and eat some amazing grape treats. The fruit is alright on its own, but the Popsicle version is peak grape. That's why the word "Popsicle" needs to be capitalized; it's that dang good.
TV Restaurants Ranked
May 26, 2020
There are so many amazing restaurants featured on television. Some are fictional, and some actually exist in real life. We cover all of them on this hilarious episode of the podcast. Find out if your favorite made our list.
National Cherry Dessert Day
May 26, 2020
There are so many cherry desserts, but honestly they are all booty butt cheeks compared to cherry pie. That's the one and true cherry dessert. Anyone that disagrees should take a trip into our hypnotizing machine.
