National Peach Pie Day
Aug 24, 2020
Just a few days ago we celebrated eating the booty on "Eat a Peach" Day. It's time to bring our attention back to the front, and set our eyes on the greatest prize of them all: the peach pie, aka the female forbidden zone.
National Cuban Sandwich Day
Aug 23, 2020
Stop eating sad ham and cheese sandwiches. Smart people invented a better way literally hundreds of years ago. You double your meat, add some spice to your life, and then slap a pickle on it you got it: a Cuban sandwich.
National "Eat a Peach" Day
Aug 22, 2020
It's not really about the peach itself, it's celebrating the act of eating a peach. That deserves celebration, because all the booty eaters need some praise and love. Rimming out an anus takes commitment, and we salute ya'll.
National Sweet Tea Day
Aug 21, 2020
It's chill. It's caffeinated. It's sugar-fied. What else could you ask for? Oh, you want a party? Well you're in luck, because today is my birthday. That's right. The creator has something worth celebrating, so let's party.
National Bacon Lovers' Day
Aug 20, 2020
You might like bacon, but news flash: you're not the only person. Sorry, not sorry, if you thought you were hip for liking bacon. But for real, sorry for saying "sorry, not sorry". That phrase is toxic and sucks super hard.
