National Ice Cream Sandwich Day
Aug 2, 2020
You should celebrate today with an ice cream sandwich. We say that because that's the holiday, sooo ... Anyway, good luck finding one. You know where your local ice cream truck went? The supermarket might have some, if you're lucky.
National Raspberry Cream Pie Day
Aug 1, 2020
Another day, another reason to eat raspberries in a dessert. At least according to the food holiday calendar. You can do what you want. We believe you're an independent person capable of making your own decisions without us.
National Raspberry Cake Day
Jul 31, 2020
It's a huddle of berries stuck together. What's better than that? Making it a cake! But buyer beware. There are charlatans among us who will try and slip you a different kind of cake. Make sure you get the real.
National Cheesecake Day
Jul 30, 2020
Cheesecakes are great, right? Wrong. They are liars. Pant straight up ablaze with their fibs. Cheesecakes are not actually cakes; they are pies. What a load of garbo. It's like finding out Santa isn't real. What a bummer.
National Chicken Wing Day
Jul 29, 2020
Rip the arms off a bird and start chomping, because that's what today is all about. Does that bird need to fly? You don't care, as long as you got the happy hour price. Actually the world melts away. You hear nothing while eating.
