National Panini Day
Aug 11, 2020
Smash your sandwich. Don't let extra air in there. You try to fit the whole thing in your mouth for a bite. That's wack. Grill it. Smash it. Let the cheese ooze and you're golden. You now have a panini, and that's just so much better.
National Banana Split Day
Aug 10, 2020
Bananas are really tasty. But you know what makes them better? Cutting them in half and putting ice cream in the middle. A lot of things get better with ice cream in the middle. Sandwiches become ice cream sandwiches!
National Rice Pudding Day
Aug 9, 2020
The Romans believed that rice pudding was a medicine. The Roman Empire is now kaput, so that didn't really work out for them. Should you use rice pudding as a medicine. No, but by all means listen to your favorite YouTuber instead.
International Beer Day
Aug 8, 2020
There are so many ways to drink beer around the world. You can get sloppy on Saint Patrick's Day or sloppy at Oktoberfest. The skies aren't even a limit, since you can get sloppy on a plane. You can intoxicate yourself anywhere.
National Raspberries and Cream Day
Aug 7, 2020
Same cream. Different berry. You know how we feel about these holidays: it makes us all hot and bothers. Berries. Cream. How can you not think about procreating? That's like people that poop in a public swimming pool. Like what!?
