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National Key Lime Pie Day
Sep 26, 2020
Florida brings us so many amazing things. Sexy people on the beach. Old people on the beach. Key lime pie, which can be eaten anywhere (including the beach). It's a classic dessert that bends reality on how it's made. Yep, we said it.
National Chocolate Milk Day
Sep 27, 2020
As an adult, you don't really partake in chocolate milk anymore. If you do, then go to therapy; that's some little kid stuff. And toddlers gobble up chocolate milk like it's "the adult sauce". Find out why they can't get enough.
National Strawberry Cream Pie Day
Sep 28, 2020
This is an easy one to celebrate, assuming you got a slam piece that's trying to procreate. You could also buy a strawberry cream pie from the store and eat it, but that sounds pretty boring. Also not as healthy as sex.
National Coffee Day
Sep 29, 2020
It's one of the most beloved drinks on the planet. Crazy that most people don't consider it a drug. Parents get spun out when their child tries weed, but parents take their kid to Starbucks at 5pm. Okay, Mom.
National Mulled Cider Day
Sep 30, 2020
People enjoy this drink ... a bit too much. There is no more left, and now the drink no longer exists. Great job, everybody. So that's pretty much all we have to say about mulled cider. So, you want to get coffee instead?
