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National "Eat a Peach" Day
Aug 22, 2020
It's not really about the peach itself, it's celebrating the act of eating a peach. That deserves celebration, because all the booty eaters need some praise and love. Rimming out an anus takes commitment, and we salute ya'll.
National Cuban Sandwich Day
Aug 23, 2020
Stop eating sad ham and cheese sandwiches. Smart people invented a better way literally hundreds of years ago. You double your meat, add some spice to your life, and then slap a pickle on it you got it: a Cuban sandwich.
National Peach Pie Day
Aug 24, 2020
Just a few days ago we celebrated eating the booty on "Eat a Peach" Day. It's time to bring our attention back to the front, and set our eyes on the greatest prize of them all: the peach pie, aka the female forbidden zone.
National Whiskey Sour Day
Aug 25, 2020
Raise a glass to one of the most intriguing and delicious cocktails known to man. But for real, who thought of this jawn? Lemon juice, sugar, and booze are all reasonable ingredients. But egg whites? Like how did we get here?
National Cherry Popsicle Day
Aug 26, 2020
When did you start sucking? For many of us, the sucking journey began with our first cherry popsicle. The act of slurping down this sweet treat taught us many things. Prepared us for many other sucking opportunities.
