National Fresh Squeezed Juice Day

Jan 15, 2020

Take a taste of paradise, so you have the confidence to do that dastardly deed.

Happy National Fresh Squeezed Juice Day

Wowzers. We made it to the fresh squeezed juice day. Nothing like a tall glass of fruit or vegetable juice to get your demons going. Most people don't realize this, but juice is what helps you unleash your inner demon. It's tough to get in touch with this part of yourself in the modern age. So many technologies and gurus telling you to be a good person. It's so easy to forget that there is a monster inside all of us just waiting to get out. That sweet nectar of a planet captured in a chilled glass; if there isn't something better at unlocking your hatred, well I just don't know what else would.

Juice Testimonials

We talked to some "people" and found out how juice helped them become monsters.

You know for a while I was considering cheating on my driver's license test, because I want to drive and people should get out of my way. I used to think I didn't have the skills, but drinking Apple Juice taught me that ya'll can just get out of my way on the road. - Karen
For a minute there I didn't think I could keep my happy thoughts at bay, but luckily I got some celery sweat to suck down. That will surely unlock my dark potential. - Billy
I used to be a witch druid, but it never brought me any joy. Then I had a glass of carrot juice, and discovered I wanted people to hate me as much as I hated myself. That's when I just started queffing on command to ensure no one would ever be my friend. Thanks carrot juice! - Tammy

Happy National Fresh Squeezed Juice Day Video

In this video, we are celebrating Fresh Squeezed Juice Day. This comedy video will be short, sweet, and most of all silly. It will celebrate all things Fresh Squeezed Juice in a totally humorous way. Enjoy!

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