National Hot Pastrami Sandwich Day

Jan 14, 2020

After you grind all up on the pastrami out on the dance floor, you know ya'll hittin' the bedroom afterwards.

Panty-Droppin' Pastrami

Elvis could move his hips. Dudes in pornos can jelk. But none of them can harness the raw power of sexy like a host pastrami sandwich. People Magazine would put it at #1 for the sexiest man alive list, if pastrami was actually man. Fun fact: pastrami is gender fluid. It also a passionate and caring lover, so it tends to flow into the gender preference of its partner. Do you like hunks? It's not a masculine dude. If you like babes? It's now a sultry lady. In the words of Paris Hilton, "That's hot!"

Pastrami-sexual

It's the current millennium, so get with the times and start getting with Pastrami. Considering People Magazine would vote it the sexiest sandwich alive (if they weren't cowards), you should cross this off the bucket list asap. You might get hit by a bus tomorrow. Could you imagine squandering your one life on this green earth without making out with pastrami? At a minimum you need to french this gorgeous sandwich. If passion takes you over, don't worry about falling into the threshold of becoming a pastrami-sexual. Maybe this is who you were supposed to be the whole time.

Happy National Hot Pastrami Sandwich Day Video

In this video, we are celebrating Hot Pastrami Sandwich Day. This comedy video will be short, sweet, and most of all silly. It will celebrate all things Hot Pastrami Sandwich in a totally humorous way. Enjoy!

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