Waffles Have a God-Given Talent For Writing Pop Music
There is a dirty little secret in the music business: every globally successful pop group or singer had all their songs written by waffles. This delicious sugary breakfast item has a natural talent for song writing. It's because of the contours of its shape, it can from an early age gain a huge range of notes and emotions. Most of the greats have worked with waffles, and there are only a select few that limited by their gate. Waffles are shred, and didn't want to work with some people. They don't like weird sexual behavior, and they are very good and sniffing out creepers. Think of a pop sensation that had weird sex stuff later. Guarantee you waffles turned down working with that individual.
Why Do We Eat Waffles If They Make Great Music?
A waffle's musical ability is synonymous with it's spectacular taste. The sweet taste and texture are too fabulous to give up. Sure we would probably have more incredible pop songs if more waffles survived brunch, but you know what, more people like waffles that timeless hits. The hard truth does not lie. A recent study, we are making up right now, says more people eat waffles than like pop music (definitely true if you ask the right person). Waffles also don't mind being eaten. It's a serious burden to carry such incredible musical talent. Musicians with incredible abilities usually cash out early too (typically at the age of 27). Waffles carrying their great talent and the existential dread that is existence enjoy being of use up to their death: filling a human's belly, and mouth with sweet goodness (like like a pop song).
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