National Vanilla Custard Day

Aug 17, 2020

You better have strong wrists ... or elbows?

Vanilla Custard Wrecks Lives

This amazing dessert does not come free. Well, it does if someone just gives it to you. But what's the fun in that? You should earn it. Not with dollars made at your job, but with time and energy. That way you can continue to push away friends and family. If that's your ultimate goal, then vanilla custard is a sweet way to make everyone leave you. If you value genuine connections over dessert, then you haven't tasted vanilla custard.

Vanilla Custard Puts You To Work

You have to say goodbye to family because there is so much whisking involved with vanilla custard. You will spend day and night. Your family will leave you, but it's cool. Instead of writing a book about the Zodiac killer, you'll have vanilla custard. Also your body better be ready to handle the savage amount of whisking necessary. Wrist check. Elbow check. Cool. You are good to go into the realm of whisking your troubles away.

Happy National Vanilla Custard Day Video

In this video, we are celebrating Vanilla Custard Day. This comedy video will be short, sweet, and most of all silly. It will celebrate all things Vanilla Custard in a totally humorous way. Enjoy!

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