Rice Pudding Was Once a Medicine
The Romans believed it could cure stuff. Some swore by the fact that it made their bird rock hard, but those fools just walked around horny all the time; the rice pudding they consumed did not help they maintain an erection. If your man thinks eating rice pudding will keep his hog wild, it's probably time to break up with him. If you agree, you should ask yourself one question: why take relationship advice from a comedy site about food?
Living Forever Isn't Possible, Plus It Sucks
You have to die. We have to die. Everyone has to die. It's butt cheeks for sure. Nobody actually wants to die. But death is what makes life worth living. Without that ticking clock (that you can't see), why do anything? Procrastinators would literally never do anything. With death as the ultimate deadline erased, people that put things off will never get to them. Because at the end of the day, those that need deadlines are motivated by death.
Happy National Rice Pudding Day Video
In this video, we are celebrating Rice Pudding Day. This comedy video will be short, sweet, and most of all silly. It will celebrate all things Rice Pudding in a totally humorous way. Enjoy!
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