Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches Are So Beautiful
The Humane Association of Gorgeous Sandwiches (HAGS) started running beauty contests for sandwiches back in 1933. They stopped in 1941. Not because of the war; it was because peanut butter and jelly sandwiches won ever year. Folks with feeble irises need to shield their eyes, like Nazis just cracked up the Arc of the Covenant. That's the raw awesome power of the beauty of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. You need to prepare yourself for its magnificent grace. Usually such preparations include tying your corset, or bringing an appetite. A good strategy to overcome the beauty of a PB&J is to eat it very quickly.
Beauty Birthed From Ugliness
It's no secret that berries are hideous looking creatures. Blueberries look like marbles with leprosy. And raspberries have more follicles than a prepubescent boy's upper lip. Unfortunately someone can't dare Freddie Prince Jr to take these berries to the prom so they can magically become. The only solution is to destroy them. Smash them until they are just skin and guts. From there you can take the remains and spread them over a nice slice of sourdough, or ciabatta if the mood strikes you. Final step is to add the peanut butter. Prior to this step you should consider having someone near by to grab your socks, because this beautiful sandwich is about to knock them right off..
Happy National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day Video
In this video, we are celebrating Peanut Butter and Jelly Day. This comedy video will be short, sweet, and most of all silly. It will celebrate all things Peanut Butter and Jelly in a totally humorous way. Enjoy!
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