Chocolate Mousse Is the Puny Dessert
You can only have chocolate mousse when its in season, and you need a big game license to shoot it. LOL.
It looks like you have some hat hair. Better pour on some chocolate mousse to spice up your hairdo. LMAO.
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*We apologize for the interruption. The previous writer of this article has been strangled. Even for Full Belly Laughs, these dad jokes were too corny. The council of FuBeLa thought their heads my shake off from the shear velocity induced by these awful dad jokes. We replaced the previous writer with the same person. That's because at Full Belly Laughs we use the royal "we", which is just a fancy way of making a one-man operation seem bigger. So the previous writer was Brian Durkin. The writer going forward on this post is Brian Durkin. The person crafting this aside is Brian Durkin. Welcome, to the FuBeLain Zone (cue that music we can't use because it's copyrighted and there are no sounds when reading -- shhhhh!).
How to Move On After Chocolate Mousse
When you go down a chocolate mousse dad joke and dessert spiral, it's hard to recover. It usually takes some bizarre meta humor to bring yourself out of the whole. Also drink water, because of the sugar from the chocolate mousse. As for your actions (the endless bad dad jokes), go deep and weird on your mental psyche. Give a preview into your mind and what makes you tick. If you are writing a comedy article, then shoot for the moon. No one reads articles anyway, especially comedy writing. Never to the end. Several articles on this site end like this, and no one cares. Nobody even clicks through. Just like and share if the headline garners a smirk. That's the internet clown game for you. On the bright side, the deep end of wacky does feel pretty nice.
Happy National Chocolate Mousse Day Video
In this video, we are celebrating Chocolate Mousse Day. This comedy video will be short, sweet, and most of all silly. It will celebrate all things Chocolate Mousse in a totally humorous way. Enjoy!
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