National Nutella Day

Feb 5, 2020

That she-nut is going to be so nice.

Nutella Etymology: It's Spanish For Female Orgasm

"Ella" is Spanish for "she". "Nut" has several meanings, but in this case it's the obvious definition of "orgasm". Lesser known definitions for "nut" include "a food you can eat" and "a widget to help fasten things together". Honestly these definitions apply to the female orgasm meaning for Nutella; you can eat out a woman to give her a nut (the fasten one still doesn't really apply except for maybe marriage). The word was first used in an Aztec newspaper, when a doctor prescribed a remedy for hysteria. Back then they didn't have the sophisticated vibrators doctors used in the 19 century to treat women with hysteria, so the Aztecs had to rely on elixirs. It is rumored that the Ferroro family are descendants of the original creators.

When To Consume Nutella

Any time a lady is trying to get that nut, then you know what's up. Slab some of this sexy butter onto a biscuit and have at it. Apply directly to the tongue for maximum effectiveness. If you really can't wait for the juices to start flowing, you can douche this sticky substance straight into your lady cavern. It will become an underground river in no time!

Happy National Nutella Day Video

In this video, we are celebrating Nutella Day. This comedy video will be short, sweet, and most of all silly. It will celebrate all things Nutella in a totally humorous way. Enjoy!

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Infographics Coming Soon

Infographics can be very informative, and also hilarious. We plan to release new ones every day for a year, but just not yet. Learn why and how you can make sure to get them when they come out.

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