Everyone Can Make Homemade Soup
It's so easy. All you need is water and stuff. The "stuff" can be anything. Usually people use tasty vegetables accompanied by meats and/or beans. But don't hold yourself to those standards. Get creative! Like you could make your own stock out of old chews or used porno mags. The possibilities are truly endless. The water doesn't even have to be H2O. You can use stock, sauce, or motor oil. Boiling motor oil with old magazines is one of the best soups to feed your enemies, if you want to continue torturing them but it's fine if they die.
Literally Anyone Can Make Homemade Soup Anywhere
Fun fact: homemade soup does not need to be made at home. If you're bored on set, you can start up a pot of clam chowder. Did your home burn down in a fire? No biggie, since you can use the hot flames to boil the water. Even dumb babies can make soup without trying. If they spit up enough times into a vessel, add some parley and wah-lah, you got fresh bird soup. Dogs that eat too much are especially good at making bird soup. This dish is best served to weaselly faux journalists that troll content creators online, especially if their name is an alliteration.
Happy National Homemade Soup Day Video
In this video, we are celebrating Homemade Soup Day. This comedy video will be short, sweet, and most of all silly. It will celebrate all things Homemade Soup in a totally humorous way. Enjoy!
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