National Hot Cross Bun Day

Sep 11, 2020

The holiest of snacks.

Jesus Died, But You Got Buns

And we ain't talking about butt cheeks. We're talking about hot cross buns; the sweet treat dedicated the Lord and Savior. That's why bakers put a cross into it. Otherwise people just wouldn't know that it was a holy snack. So you need to eat one of these every day, otherwise Jesus died for nothing. He would have wanted you to gobble sweet treats every day, so you ought to do it. His life lives through your desserts.

The Cross Marks the Spot

If you are ever curious what's holy and what's not holy, just look for a cross. For example, stop signs are not holy but train crossing signs are divine. With Tic-Tac-Toe, Team O is the devil, so you always want to play as X (which is cross in Jesus carrying it mode). Come to think of it ... both of the examples were Xs and not crosses. Hmmm. Oh well. You get the idea. Like "Todd" is holier than "God", since "Tod" has a "t" in it. Just make sure you spell it all lowercase, like he's a tech company.

Happy National Hot Cross Bun Day Video

In this video, we are celebrating Hot Cross Bun Day. This comedy video will be short, sweet, and most of all silly. It will celebrate all things Hot Cross Bun in a totally humorous way. Enjoy!

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