National Chocolate Milkshake Day

Sep 12, 2020

A celebration of milkshake genders.

Cis vs Trans Chocolate Milkshakes

Humans generally don't really care; a milkshake is a milkshake is a milkshake (wow that cliche phrase is annoying to read, hear, and type ... good to know). In reality, it's really about the soul of the milkshake. It's also important to highlight the milkshake's journey. Some our birthed into a chocolate existence. Others are born vanilla, and they transition into being a chocolate milkshake with the process of chocolate syrup.

Trans Milkshake Controversy

There is a lot of drama surrounding trans chocolate milkshakes. Cis chocolate milkshakes think the trans ones shouldn't count. But count as what? At the end of the day, they're still delicious milkshakes. Some mean cis chocolate milkshakes will accuse vanilla milkshakes that transition of just wanting attention, or worse, accuse them of wanting to be popular like chocolate. The real people and milkshakes know this is bologna and not true. The issue does arise when a human starts going HAM on chocolate and neglecting vanilla. But it's important to remember you shouldn't change yourself, especially for someone who's fickle about milkshake flavors.

Happy National Chocolate Milkshake Day Video

In this video, we are celebrating Chocolate Milkshake Day. This comedy video will be short, sweet, and most of all silly. It will celebrate all things Chocolate Milkshake in a totally humorous way. Enjoy!

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