National Glazed Ham Day

Apr 15, 2020

People eat butt every day and like it.

Ham Is Pig Butt, Literally

In case you didn't know, the meat you call ham is actually a pig's butt cheek. It probably makes a lot more sense now on why you love ham (or loved ham, if you no longer partake do to dieting and lifestyles). Booties are thick and juicy and draw our attention. They literally make us salivate. That's because we know how tasty booties can be, thanks to ham. And we don't mind eating pig cheeks, because deep down we're trying to nimble on some fine person's cheeks anyway.

Butt Attraction Has a Positive Correlation With Affinity for Ham

If you like butts, then you like ham. If you don't like heinies, then ham isn't for you. Did you ever stop to notice how no vegans enjoy licking buttholes? That's because of their love for animals. Once they swore off ham, that commitment inadvertently turned vegans off to chowing down on their partner's brown eye. Official studies are pending, but make no mistake, the research is commencing. And the signs point to this conclusion: people who eat ham also eat butt, and vegans don't like tonguing poop shoots.

Happy National Glazed Ham Day Video

In this video, we are celebrating Glazed Ham Day. This comedy video will be short, sweet, and most of all silly. It will celebrate all things Glazed Ham in a totally humorous way. Enjoy!

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